Thank You Internet

Lyrics

(Hey)
Yeah

I see pictures of my exes, what they ate for breakfast
Bellinis down in Mexico
I see photos of my best friends raging on the weekend
It's cool, I didn't wanna go

I got a dollar to my name
Can't afford my plane ticket
Sittin' sad with my Happy Meal
Every Saturday, yeah, I got a date with a girl that's not real

Thank you, Internet, for the things that you do
Thank you, Internet, reminding me I'm screwed
Thank you, Internet, here's a big, "Fuck you"
Living in a world where we all try to prove
I got a good life, yeah, I'm doing just fine
Swear I'm as happy as I look online
Thank you, Internet, for the things that you do
Thank you, Internet
Ooh, ooh


Copy/paste congratulations, 24 engagements
Polaroids of kissing in the snow
I drive an '83 Mercedes, it don't work for the ladies
But none of them are coming to my show

I got a dollar to my name
Can't afford my famous friends that all got deals
Every Saturday, yeah, they got a date
And I'm serving them their meals

Thank you, Internet, for the things that you do
Thank you, Internet, reminding me I'm screwed
Thank you, Internet, here's a big, "Fuck you"
Living in a world where we all try to prove
I got a good life, yeah, I'm doing just fine
Swear I'm as happy as I look online
Thank you, Internet, for the things that you do
Thank you, Internet
Ooh, ooh

We don't even need this comparing our feelings
Oh, oh
We don't even need this comparing our feelings
Oh, oh
I got a good life, and I'm doing just fine
I swear I'm as happy as I look online
Thank you, Internet, thank you Internet
Thank you, Internet, oh


Thank you, Internet, for the things that you do
Thank you, Internet, reminding me I'm screwed
Thank you, Internet, here's a big, "Fuck you"
Living in a world where we all try to prove
I got a good life, yeah, I'm doing just fine
Swear I'm as happy as I look online
Thank you, Internet, for the things that you do
Thank you, Internet
Ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh
Ooh, thank you, Internet
Ooh, ooh